Anyone photoshop a pickup bed on the new #Bronco front end? #AskingForAFriend

Gave the old girl a bath today #jeeplife #tj #wrangler #greenjeepsonly @ Hunterdon County, New Jersey instagram.com/p/CDIAcePJJfT/…

Does anyone else yell “you’re wrong!” at their stereo when listening to the opening of The Offspring’s Smash on vinyl? #itstimetorelax #notacompactdisc Noodles 🍜🎸🤓

Making a pot of coffee at 12:30am? Haven’t done this since college 😳 #Isaias #babysittingthegenny

I think Al Yankovic needs to do a parody of Jason MMRRRaz curbside prophet... #curbsidepickup! make it happen Mr. Yankovic!

How’s 2021 looking to everyone?

I hate to break it to you... but most millennials know how to drive a manual transmission.

Hey Noodles 🍜🎸🤓 any chance we can get a #vinyl release of Days go by? My The Offspring collection never feels complete

Thank you Noodles 🍜🎸🤓 vinyl preordered 🤘🤓

I promise if one of my tweets goes viral, I won’t try to sell you anything.

What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow? #AskNoodles

🤘😜 yes please

We can’t wait to get out there and play shows again. And we hear from you guys all the time letting us know that you can’t wait either! But let’s face it... live shows aren't gonna happen until you go get vaccinated. So we thought we’d have a little fun with one of our old songs.

It’s almost that time of year when people ask me how I can have a beard in hot weather.

All of these headlines about Biden’s dog taking a poop in the White House hallway now has the The Offspring’s “Don’t pick it up” stuck in my head #youregonnabebummedthatyouwentthatway Noodles 🍜🎸🤓 youtu.be/4FqQ42uKfFo

10 seconds in and I already love this album #letthebadtimesrolll The Offspring Noodles 🍜🎸🤓

Hassan chop sounds like 2003 era offspring covering a 1989 era offspring song... and I love it The Offspring Noodles 🍜🎸🤓 Pete Parada Todd Morse #offspring #LetTheBadTimesRoll #hassanchop

#JeffBezos returns to earth, physically not mentally.

People of the internet: “pickup trucks are so expensive! Make something regular people can afford!!!” Ford Trucks: “here’s a compact pickup called #maverick that will start under $20K” People of the internet: “that’s not a real truck!!!” Me: 🙄

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