this is like the reverse of a cybertruck. charming and brings a smile to my face

Beautiful women named Severe Thunderstorm Warning are blowing up my phone

Oh my

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Media literacy

Star Wars opening crawl

Please stop assuming that too many em dashes means AI written. Some of us are producing grammatically incoherent work the honest way!

It’s all so fucked. Words cannot express the level of evil this action was. To set a wildfire, and then wait in the brush for the first on scene to show up, then start shooting them as they exit their trucks in the dirt parking area….. This is horrific. What the fuck is wrong

Love is love. Congrats to the Loves. Just happy at least one of my quarterbacks invited me to their wedding 👀

Not exactly a great reminder, but thanks?

Looking quite warm next week #BC. Areas away from the water could reach 35C. #BCHeat #BCWx #PNW #Heatwave #WeatherAlert

You can't do locker room talk with me I will just steer the conversation into more civil territory

This app sucks!!!! It is worse than ever!!!!!!!! I plan to use it every day until I die

Yeah I know brushing your teeth at night is like a 2 minute low effort chore with enormous payoff but in a much more significant way it’s like being killed with 100 hammers

When someone has “Do Not Disturb” on it’s like oh ok I didn’t realize the great philosopher was in their hour of seclusion pardon me for even daring to enter their precious mind palace