That's a wrap on this clown. Him and everyone who stood and prayed and bullshitted while feeding this garbage to the city. What a joke. #Bears

The Chicago Bears and the Mayor Brandon Johnson do this to us on they day they take The Rathole from the faithful, and Foxtrot away from 29-year old Gentrification majors. All must suffer today, apparently.

This was the week everyone was supposed to be behind the Chicago Bears. #1 pick in the draft with a lauded quarterback available, new talent on the roster, optimism for next season, and they do....this... ....all this.

And Mayor Brandon Johnson again proves he's either a liar or easily lead. It's either a grift or he's the type of boss you have to constantly keep from locking himself in a fucking broom closet.

And here very directly and expertly put by Laurence Holmes of 670 The Score's midday program, is what I think of all that praying and preaching Kevin Warren and Brandon Johnson thought was necessary at a press conference about a bad team's football stadium.

I wrote about and talked about this on my Substack. It's up for free at the link below. TLDR: I am decidedly not all in. thesecretward.substack.com

lmao you think kendrick's the only one who can go back-to-back?? spent all night in the studio with drake working on another one... we got his ass

A mensch in every sense.

Fuck him and this. I'll just call it "Place a Bunch of Comedians Worked From 2008-2015".

Man fuck this. If they don't hire them lock, stock and barrel to make them the NBC team I'm throwing tomatoes.

I guess live your life so that when you stop doing your job there isn't a three day "thank god fuck this loser here is a parade of their mistakes" celebratory bonfire. That's what I learned from Angel Hernandez retiring.

And everyone has a great story about Bill Walton.

Goddamn. A lot happened today.

God damn!

Cowards.

"Our CEO and his friends are going to be liking some weird and/heinous shit, and we can't have you plebs throwing a hissy fit every time it happens." Fucking dorks.

The latest Secret Ward of Chicago Newsletter is out now, concerning all things Food Monster Trucks, the Improper Way to Contact Faeries and FistFightFest. thesecretward.substack.com

Vin Scully meeting Willie Mays for the first time in 2016 is one of the most pure conversations you’ll ever watch.

Happy Hell in a Cell 2 Day to all who celebrate. May your troubles be launched gracefully from the top of the cage thru the Spanish announcers table.