I’d like to open up a combination comic book store/Japanese restaurant and call it Batman and Ramen.

Wow! This just in from Van Jefferson:

Al G⭕️re and the B⭕️ngwater Brigade funny

JD Harmeyer It’s all thanks to my lucky Bengals spoon or whatever.

Seal - 'Kiss From A Rose' [Live @ SiriusXM] youtu.be/GkMV3KDfhzw via YouTube

Seth Rogan is Ukrainian? #SNL

Paul Rudd plays Conan a clip from his upcoming scripted podcast 😉 #CONAF Check out the full episode here: listen.teamcoco.com/prank

Was Adam Schefter in a paintball fight? He lost.

I heard the Queen died in a swordfight. Any truth to that rumor? #QueenElizabeth

Remember where you were when #AaronJudge made history. 6️⃣2️⃣ #AllRise

DojaCat is my celebrity crush because she is fucking hilarious

In Wedding News: England has married William Shakespeare because they’re so fucking in love with him

I am officially calling Cherry Hill, NJ C. Hill AKA Chill

I’d like to make a sitcom about the Stoker family, and the upbringing of their son who would go on to write the novel Dracula. It’s called Raisin’ Bram.

I think Daniel Dopp and Field Yates should dress as each other for Halloween.

I can turn a bee into a boll weevil! That’s un-bee weevil boll.