They gon give birth to a pelican.

Cmon season 6

“Just checking in to see if you’ve completed your Coldplay Concert module yet”

Every summer, fate chooses a CEO for the sacrifice. That's the ritual.

My fav

Saturn rn

Instead of texting ‘on my way’ I’m just gonna start sending this

Taylor Swift going down the aisle at her wedding

When my friend asks which Brooklyn gay bar we’re going to, when he knows damn well what the plan is

This has been on my mind since I saw it for the first time and will probably be with me until I'm on my deathbed #RHOM

LMFAOOOOOOOOOOO Mickey Mouse was like wtf 😭

“We going to see Elphaba, chile”

me trying to win in catan except i just keep collecting wheat and nothing else

This tweet is hilarious, but what’s also hilarious is the wide variety of friends and followers who have sent it to me today. From liberals to conservatives, evangelicals to Jews, the straightest men to the gayest women.