Jason Cundy going to get the Ange Mask

There are 1.1 million unemployed people in Germany, plus 1.8 million on permanent welfare. How exactly does Germany have a shortage of workers?

Ah he’s at it again. Superb

You've hit the jackpot if you get the Dark Destroyer on The Chase. Costs ITV thousands that bloke

Happy birthday to the Undertaker! Yes, you burned down the family home, encased my real father, Paul Bearer, in concrete, and set me on fire...a couple of times...but otherwise you're the best big brother anyone could ever hope for!

why is pee always yellow in cartoons when it’s a reddish brown color irl

DHGATE sellers are licking their lips rn

Me in WW3 fighting on China’s side because I accepted Temu’s terms of use without reading them

I'm an ER doctor: don't even think about it.

Average road in the UK

beavers are so funny why are you a little rat doing hydraulic engineering

"Politicians and diapers must be changed often and for the same reason" - Mark Twain

That's a smooth box crab. It's "protecting" a female crab that it has kidnapped, so it can mate with her. And I do mean kidnap. As, often they straight up kidnap underage female crabs and wait for them to grow up, so they can mate with them. Basically he is Jeffrey Crabstein.

There might be something in this… whenever I’ve worn my DHGate kits the morning after I always wake up with a severe hangover

Crazy because we have had 1 season in the league in like 17 years

You right on all three counts

Then, post-nut clarity hits you like a ballistic missile from Iran.

We just witnessed the first ever Knockoutsion in UFC history

No matter how bad that shite is its hard to top this like 🤣