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rocking home from local. johnny on the estate feels the need to pipe up about my noise level. told him al level his jaw with a bottle of bella brusco if he’s not careful. he cowers back in household. i take top off an stand high and mighty in middle of estate. this is my palace.

heavy night. took enough drugs to kill a horse. got home. looks of disappointment from the family. lass says am a disgrace. took her to kitchen. opened cupboard. pointed out the tins of scotch broth i provide on minimum wage. shut down. banging head. havin wank an going to bed.

recovered. ready to get back on it. shock. lass locked the door and hid key. bollocks. watched parkour tutorial on youtube an went out window. higher than i thought. can’t get down. lass closed window. stuck on roof. on phone to 999 but fire department will be over an hour. sick.

Vicious battle

😂😂😂😂😂

meal with the kids. got the car. no drinking. get seated. waiter comes. special offer. £1.99 on all draughts. order 1. sensible. carling touched tongue. straight on phone. dealer met at door of pub. didnt touch my burger. off me chops. lass got to pick us up. she fumin. shock.

weekend off to flyin start. 8am. lass caught me sniffing keys in toilet. told me the bairns upstairs. misunderstood. woke him up. asked if he wanted one. she went mad. kicked me out. still in morning clobber. slippers n vest top. going to pub. running low. might get another bag.

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bags empty. ripped and licked. last tinny. lookin grim. family fiat panda seeing some action tonight. garage trip. only 5 mins down road. should be ok. would of took the bmx but still got a flatty. needs must. hopefully young bit fluff on garage night pay. collar up just in case.

wrecka. had no ticket to match. been loiterin outside ground waiting for away fans. shadow boxin in front of security. in prime. they know a want trouble. game ends. still waiting. no forest fans. stood at wrong gate. today been disaster. just wanted a scrap. feel like pure shit.

unlike some people

gruellin wednesday. night with the kids. they beggin for takeaway. agree. text from dealer. hump day special. 3 for 90. all over that. let kids down easy. tell em takeaway money is no more. dog needs surgery. load em in the family fiat panda. pick up. drop em back home. goin pub.

In a bad place atm,not mentally or anything just in Tallaght

Dublin is fucking nuts 😂😂😂😂😂😂💯💯

he in his bag again

arise. not my house. in the night garden echoes from downstairs. i creep across landin on loose laninate floorin. board squeaks. bird shouts from downstairs. “want any breakfast lez” absolute horror. skank tryna make me play step dad. go bathroom. climb out window. in taxi home.