1 door closes, 1000 more open.

Sometimes you gotta start the fuck over and come back way harder.

“Why are you single?”

Drunk me will slut you tf out 🤣

get your hoes up, not your hopes up

Waited 21 years just to find out alcohol tastes like shit!🤢

We gon get it tho 🫡

There’s not enough hours in the day

A client will become a friend quicker than a friend becomes a client 🔋

Voy a ser naranja para Halloween, aver si así me pelas

Toreto was right you really just gotta live life a quarter mile at a time

Shit ain’t perfect, shit ain’t sweet but I can’t complain

My bitch is fine bruh , proud of my self for that lmao .

Switch ya environment up cuz sometimes you gotta see more to be more

When she puts the center console up on her own🥰

Two Ls make a W #stayhungry

Fuck a new years kiss lemme suck them titties

Need me a girl who doesn’t already expect the world so I can surprise her with it

Haters be like “why you listening to igualito a mi a apa if you don’t even have a dad”😒😭🤣

Fue lo q fue, es lo q es, pase lo q pase