A lot got overshadowed today at the Dallas Wings presser but the Gecko showing up and standing in the damn corner still has me screaming.

Signing up to be a chaperone on my 4th graders trip to the track. Losing a pick 5 by a nose and crashing out in front of a bunch of 9 year olds. I can’t wait to be a dad.

When the fuck did car batteries become $260? Are the people pricing beef jerky in charge of batteries too?

"Do not pray for easy lives. Pray to be stronger men"

Bro has played with LeBron for two years and is talking like he's know him his whole life

These Brighton scouts are getting out of hand

Drake is two weeks away from having a nuclear weapon

Main plot: American War in the Middle East Rubio’s Latin American subplot:

2016 انتشرت شائعات ان ميسي اشترى سيارة فيراري ب32 مليون في مزاد مع رونالدو رد ميسي ببوست قال: هذي هي السيارة اللي يكتبون اني شريتها💀

Tonight is the 251st anniversary of Paul Revere’s midnight ride. If he were to make the same journey from Boston to Lexington today, he could stop at 7 Dunkin locations. (via Reddit)

"I can almost guarantee you that this was not what McDonald's had in mind when they sponsored 'Inside the NBA.'" 🏀📺🎙️🍟 #NBA

One year ago today, the first shots of our glorious revolution rang out:

2 minutes later, the Ags scored 5 more runs! Maddie Sauni HYPE US UP 🎉

Thankful for every man,young and old,that picked up his rifle,looked back at his family and headed out on this day in 1775. Remember them. Goodnight.

rly obsessed w this WWI puppet from the Imperial War Museum’s tiktok page

They haven’t endured the grind of an SEC schedule

hey dude are you perhaps related to some guy named Sneakers

This graphic is objectively hilarious. 😂

They done Fucked Up In Gave Me A Horse 🐴🏇🏾