This country never fails 😂😂😂

Alfredo Rivera is the greatest storyteller of our time.

Manchester United off to a flying start and Stilton United FC off the mark with a huge win when under it! Good Saturday ⚽️

Feels weird for my son signing and playing for PSL youth but a great debut and 3-0 win and scored the 3rd! #prouddad

How Dalot is playing in champions league I’ll never know 🤦‍♂️😂😂

Stilton United 1st Team 4 - Netherton United 2 Long Sutton Ath Res 0- Stilton United Res 4 🔴⚽️👍🏻

Cheers Luke Shaw

PDFL Monthly Awards 🏆 Congratulations to Stilton United FC who are the August/September Premier Division Team of the month! 🏆

Good luck to @PSLFC today hopefully get the result 🙏 and obviously good luck to Stilton United FC away to long Sutton, no chance driving there to watch 🍺🍺🍺

Long Sutton Athletic FC 1 - Stilton United 1st Team 5 Stilton United Res 1 - Holbeach United Sports 2 🔴⚽️👍🏻

Stilton United 1st Team 3 - Oakham United FC 1 Glinton & Northborough FC 2 - Stilton United Res 5 🔴⚽️👍🏻

Good battle today Stilton United FC vs MHFC draw was probably the right result in the end with moulton probably having the better chances overall but will take it away there.

After all the sacrifices the people of this country have made, they’re laughing at us. Pretty unforgivable.

Leverington Sports FC 0 - Stilton United 1st Team 2 Stilton United Res 6 - Glinton & Northborough FC 2 🔴⚽️👍🏻

My new favourite video 💙 Nigel Benn Conor Nigel Benn

Maguire and Fred down the middle is awful 🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️

Gary 🗣 "We get these Friday night matches, and we always seem to get a massive party." Carra 🗣 "Let's be straight this is not a party tonight, this is about work." Jamie Carragher | Gary Neville 👀

I lost a gold ring with a black square stone at Dublin Airport in terminal1 flying to Marseille this morning. It was my deceased dad’s, so it has strong sentimental value. If you can retweet this I would really appreciate it, on the off chance someone has found it and sees this.

That’s a red 😂😂

⚽️ Most PL goals by a teenager this season: 🥇 Evan Ferguson - 6 🆕 Julio Ensico - 4 🥉 Alejandro Garnacho - 3 🎥 Sky Sports Premier League