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It’s great having all the strong opinions on 𝕏. Even the haters. Depth of emotions at least give you something to work with

I hear from a lot of guys “I can’t swing kettlebells because of my bad back” And while that may be true for some, often back problems stem from a weak core and bad posture Both of these are drastically improved by kettlebells So maybe you should take up kettlebells after all

My son and I had a 25 minute car ride so instead of turning on the radio and listening to commercials we chatted with Grok voice mode It was a fun and educational conversation about dinosaurs, hot dogs, narwhals and CRISPR technology It even generated this picture for us Grok!

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if you win but you’re unhealthy did you win?

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𝕏 dot com has the most avid users if any feature goes down people immediately rush to inform me

statistically speaking people report losing on average 10 pounds of fat and gaining 5 pounds of muscle within 3 months of following my account

you can be ANYTHING on 𝕏

while I’m typically not a fan of government regulation, there is such a wild range of cheddar cheeses calling themselves “sharp” that I believe intervention may be justified

it feels like go time for 𝕏

since so many people were angry at me calling it a cheeseburger without a proper bun I’ve fixed it:

it’s nice to know that Waymo’s have learned the a*hole habit of not letting you parallel park

lmao what

what’s the rules with waiting in line for a first-come-first serve event? like you can save a spot for your spouse right? what about your parents? all your relatives? best friends? where is the cutoff?

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tandoori or nothing

contrary to popular belief, gently scrolling 𝕏 before bed is one of the best ways to fall asleep