Fox: So Nintendo, you show your true form. Nintendo, now a giant brain: Only I have the IPs to rule the cinema.

After I finish Metroid Prime 4, I want to make a tier list of all of the voice acted characters in Metroid games based on how annoying they are. #MetroidMonday

Had a dream I kidnapped my parents' dog and entered her in an illegal dog fighting ring. When the match started, instead of fighting, the dogs fell in love and had puppies.

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I finished Metroid Prime 4. Fun game but I think it would have benefitted from less time in the oven. If they removed the desert and talking people, it would be on par with the other prime games imo. Happy Metroid Monday!

i love yapping about games so much

I'm cooked. The algorithm figured out that I'm a math nerd. I just want to know what she thinks the square root of negative 9 is.

Adds a tension and pressure to games that i enjoy. When i get sent back i can get back to where i was faster because ive gained new skills and it feels good

4kids really edited it to have Team Rocket fight over a single cracker on a plate

Pikmin 2 dug underground so that Pikmin 3 could soar :)

i changed my name on bluesky to Slay the Spire 2 Sex Mods adn then the website broke #sorry #mybad

A day late on this, but I finished Metroid Fusion. Fantastic videogame that deepened my hatred for Other M. #MetroidMonday

Lol

this is like if breaking bad made officially licensed meth

good ol saturday night stream

Other M Ridley is a chicken, and Fusion Ridley is a Siberian Husky.

I played the original Metroid for the first time last night. That game is for sickos. I am excited to play more. #MetroidMonday

You have to blow raspberries in between your words or they won’t understand you. Also if you miss the last bus back to Bikini Bottom you can just inflate your glove balloon and it will lift you back up the cliff.

I love videogames.