Last day at the beach is always the worst

Yesterday’s haul 👩🏽‍🌾

Amen 💁🏽‍♀️☕️

Boy reveals he's going to be a big brother on the same day he's adopted bit.ly/2BhZmd7

#EaglesNation

Sweet, smiling Tom Never deleted a post Never suspended an account Never rearranged a timeline You gave us everything and we forsook you 😓

Very disappointed with Lifetouch this year. I paid for pictures back in August that i haven’t received. I’ve called twice and requested the pictures to be sent again and to expedite them. The first shipment I received was a blank envelope. Now on hold again😡😡

Experiment Update - Well it finally happened. Took longer than expected. 12 hour suspension and had to delete the offending tweet. Here’s the screenshots @suspendthepres. Will post to the account when suspension is lifted.

I gave up swearing for lent #thestruggleisreal

Catchin snowflakes

My mom found catnip in the freezer and thought it was weed #iwish #catnip

What the hell is he saying 🤦🏽‍♀️

Buttercup cookies are made from buttercups #truth #thankyouolivia #shesonly3

An airline crew member was caught at New York’s JFK airport with $160,000 worth of cocaine taped to his legs. via.fox43.com/No7xO

I hate when parents coach from the sidelines 🤦🏽‍♀️#stfu

Thank you The Morning Call for putting our displeasure out there! Booked an entire 9 night trip around the game to multiple European countries just to have Citi and ticketmasteruk blow it. Philadelphia Eagles help a brother out! x.com/mcall/status/9…

Baseball moms make me want to run with scissors #stfu

I don’t know why I’m obsessed with the royal wedding but I find myself speaking with a very Brit accent #impartbrit #ancestrytoldmeso