My ex used to scream and go off on me for waking her up in the morning before I’d leave. Today, I woke my girl up and she goes “I’m in love with you and I can’t wait to marry you. Do you think I could eat Christmas cookies for breakfast?” Someone’s out there for you, trust me.

My sister, a freshman, coming home for winter break: 9:00 brunch w besties! 11:00 shopping! 2:00 coffee date! 4:00 dance class! 6:00 dinner + partyyyy! 10:00 Netflix marathon!! Me, a senior: 1:00 wake up 3:00 fill out job application 8:00 hang out with my mom

This is Monique. She’s not a fan of escalators. Stairs that don’t move are hard enough. 14/10 would carry any day #RoyalCaninPuppies

This is Anita-Bone. I’m not kidding. She overheard you say she doesn’t have the greatest sploot in the nation. 13/10 had to prove you wrong #RoyalCaninPuppies

This is Hedwig. He was excited to show his new ball what outside is all about, but it’s raining. Unsure of next steps. 14/10 we will fight the rain #RoyalCaninPuppies

This is King. He heard a rumor about a good boy in the area. Thought he’d mosey on over in case you maybe... wanted to confirm. 14/10 #RoyalCaninPuppies

This is Nala. She would like your attention because she has an announcement. The announcement is that she’d like your attention. 13/10 #RoyalCaninPuppies

the small neighbor human came over. with an early gift for me. it was a little locket for my collar. and inside was a pebble. they said they picked it up. the first time they went on a walk with me. i would do anything. for the small neighbor human

This is Elvira. She’s never been on camera before. Really enjoying all the pawblicity. 13/10 #RoyalCaninPuppies

This is Dustin. He thought you looked like you needed a kiss. Thankfully he was here to provide it. 14/10 thank you, Dustin #RoyalCaninPuppies

This is Zeus. He was stolen from his home in Montana a few months ago. Last week he was found over 2,000 miles away in West Virginia. Since many airlines ban pitbulls, a relay team of 30 volunteers drove him all the way home in time for Christmas. 15/10 for everyone involved

This is Léon. He got some new sweaters for Christmas. Would ask you what you think of them but he already knows he’s absolutely serving. 12/10

This is Chip. Some other dogs made fun of his booties at the park but jokes on them because his paws were toasty warm the whole time. 13/10

This is Captain, the hockey pup for the Washington Capitals. When he’s done on the ice he’ll be a service dog for a veteran or first responder. 14/10 an honor to pet

The Dogs of 2019

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Definitely taking a nap before #TheBachelor tonight. This is our football season.

This is Vega. She knows the best swims start with a good dive. Hoping you got her time because that was speedy as h*ck. 14/10

walking into the ROARING 20’s the roar of - hope life love truth from the lion of the tribe of Judah, all for the one - Jesus.

the human came home today. with a new stuffed fren for me. they called it a koala. and as they knelt down to hand it over. they mentioned it could use. all the love i have right now