you’re a fast fashion brand shut up

it’s the matching mafia boyfriend fits for me....

All in it together

The thing about being a CHILD is that you don't get to decide the socio-economic status you're born into, you are also powerless to change it, you also don't get to decide if your parents are good with money, never mind a global pandemic! How can we refuse these children FOOD?

The Children's Minister, voting against free school meals for the poorest children. That is all.

First draft of my wedding vows

mullets fully make everyone sexier

babe are you ok you've barely touched your endlessly increasing pile of work that you are expected to do even though we are in the middle of a pandemic

I think my problem is I like to see how red the flag can get

mentally i don’t want to get into thinking about all the times i’ve been scared of or harassed by men but i’ll say this; it is so common it’s often only noticeable by its absence.

Any girls looking to attend these socially distanced vigils should just stick a Rangers scarf and strip on and I’m sure the police will kindly escort them as opposed to dispersing them 😊😊

he the most unreasonably punished character in film history

this has radicalised me

The Prime Minister should make a statement to Parliament, immediately, to confirm whether UK missiles have been fired into Russia. He must tell the British public if this means we are now at war with a nuclear power, what risk this poses to people in Britain, and why this action