This is now out. I wrote a bit for it. All profits to the NHS.

Anyone in the mood for a German?

There Nelson Muntz cutting about Finnieston with the spray can..

Succession was fantastic but will Kendall face any backlash after he shat the bed at the Pierce’s? #succession #spud #shatthebed

No way this can be allowed to happen. Come on Scottish Government An absolute disaster if these clubs don’t get some arts funding. Comedy is the finest art going.

Amen!

BOAYSIES!

Happy 34th Birthday to my absolute favourite geek! Kevin Bridges #coolbut

Nunca caminarás solo, Diego. Forza Napoli!

Have a brilliant Christmas folks and a pleasant new year. I’ll see you all when the World screws the nut. Peace.

HAWL! Sky Sports It’s “Bee-ton”, not “Bitten”. Very infuriaTEN! Merry Christmas!

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Loubooooo! 👏🏼

Beer gardens, restaurants, non essential shops etc - brilliant, but the real highlight of today is @RealMacKaySTV back on the news!

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Float like a butterfly, sting like a bee.

Heartbreaking 💔 What a man!

Didn’t believe Gary Lineker once shat himself, so I went to check… turns out folk suspect a whole lot worse from the chap…

Here, delighted to finally announce that during the covid jail stints I wrote a novel. Mental. Anyway, it’s being published by Wildfire Books and it’s already available for pre-order here waterstones.com/book/the-black… with the first load of copies signed by me. Released August 18th…

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