Can’t even book for oasis tribute band in Northampton 😂🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️ #noasis

What a stressful morning, to actually get in and for it to not accept payment broke my heart a little 🫤

What the hell did I just watch? 🤣🤣 #TheVoiceUK

Just bought 16 more books from Vinted.. not even read all the books I already have in my cupboard or on my Kindle 🤦‍♀️. It's an obsessive addiction at this point... 😂

Nearly had to leave the room when all I could hear was ‘Leeds are falling apart again’ and ‘we all hate Leeds scum’ whilst Humphries was getting absolutely battered. But what a comeback 😍

Written by me 🤩💚

A year today I get married!!! Eeeek 🍾🥳🎉

I fully need this season of #LoveIsland to end , how can I be hooked but hate it at the same time. I’m screaming at the TV like it’s me having a row with Elma. It’s your man babbeeee that needs to grow a pair!’ Just get her gone please, Ekin is a better person than me for sure.

‘We apologise for this temporary fault’ hardly temporary is it lads! Complete shit show.. #skysports #darts

🚫 Willy Gnonto vs Coventry 🚫 Joël Piroe vs Millwall 🚫 Ao Tanaka vs Middlesbrough Darren Williams is the worst linesman in EFL 😡 #lufc #alaw LUFCDATA The Square Ball Lewis Deighton BARNEY (C) 🦚 Adonis Storr 🏆

What a season 🥲💙

Good morning! Apparently it’s Tuesday.

That was the funniest UK episode in a minute. Harry, Yasmin and Dejon the history books will celebrate you! #LoveIsland

Gary Neville getting caught saying “Leeds are one set of fans I wouldn’t want to go anywhere near” when Sky went back too early from an advert break. 😂

A woman is killed by a man every 3 days in the UK... 78% are murdered by a partner/ex Yet not once have I heard Reform talk about this Not once have I heard them back measures to protect women’s safety In fact, they voted against them So ask yourself... Why the concern for

Can someone tell him it's 2-1 to Leeds?

Daniel Farke at 0-2: Changes formation to 4-3-3. Brings on Gnonto, he wins the penalty. Brings on Aaronson, instrumental in creating and assisting Stach’s goal. Brings on Tanaka, equalises in the 96th minute. Credit where it’s due. 4 pts in two games is a superb return.

Wolves are a comically bad! We could score a hatful tonight

“Mandy got sole custody of her grandson” The whole of the UK: #24hoursinpolicecustody

What a victory for Manby that was! He struggled with his doubles at times and probably could’ve won more comfortably. Once he took the lead he pushed on and knew he had Evans beaten. Van Veen next for Charlie! 👀🔥🎯 #WCDarts #PDCDarts