A new day in Westminster has dawned...

After 14 years in power, Britain's Conservative Party is out. The fictional newscaster Jonathan Pie offers his balanced, professional — and definitely not celebratory — take on the new prime minister. nyti.ms/3RRctac

Got to turn Sky News off Beth Rigby is doing my head in screaming odd 1-liner questions at folks as they arrive. Weird. Just weird.

How about Martin Lewis as minister in levelling up? Angela Rayner #cabinet #levellingup

A rolacola of emotions 🤣 #ENGSUI

Muslim targets Church! ⛪️ Message to Tommy Robinson 🇬🇧 , the British people and the Muslim community! 🗣️

I'm beginning to think the problem is Twitter/X #Twitter #X #Elon

They don’t. Believe me. Why do you talk such utter shite? And why are you morphing into a sovereign individual anarcho-capitalist narcissist with fascist leanings? Some journey you’ve been on.

Would have been stunning to have a big band playing live behind The Pet Shop Boys tonight at #radio2 for eg … live brass and a live drummer, backing singers etc. just my view 😊

Twitter is so grim. All I can say is, thank God Britain isn't America, and let's please keep it that way. Anyway, here's a nice picture of the #Burnley constituency countryside to lighten everyone's feed.

FIRST TIME IN RED

A long time coming. Congratulations, Rory. #themasters

david tennant being totally off social media living his best life surrounded by countless people who love him and oblivious about emma’s very existence. girl you are not the winner here

You don't have to wonder. You know what they're doing - leading happy and successful lives, having not driven their families away with their hateful obsessions.

Important letter in The Times from a doctor involved in mental healthcare 👇

Ray Von BBC Sport And the air con in the background of the commentators 🤦🏻‍♀️BBC Sport #snooker #WorldSnookerChampionship

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Sky off again. Prayers for the Sky change and/or tech team tonight … #rollback #UAT

I'm going to try a little experiment. It's just gone 9:00am, London and parts of southern England are under an "Amber" weather warning, let's how long it takes for the sewage dumping to start and how it progresses over the next few hours. Oh look, it's only been raining for a

Please give everyone in the audience at #TheMasters some cough medicine #snooker