Okay Why should you always pickpocket a Bard? ... They have the best Lute. #NationalTellAJokeDay

Magikarp is famous for being very unreliable. Wear a Magikarp hat if you are also unreliable.

$20 for a shirt $20 for a meal

It's always Fall in Riften 🍂

FACT CHECK: 💯% True! #FunFactsForMorons #DUH

the human came home today. with a new stuffed fren for me. they called it a koala. and as they knelt down to hand it over. they mentioned it could use. all the love i have right now

The Sims my sims:

You know how there's all those places where people are? Don't be there.

Stay safe. Stay home. Play together.

Anyone near the coast who felt a LONG or STRONG quake should MOVE IMMEDIATELY to the nearest high ground, or as far inland as you can #EQNZ

RT for no good reason.

We are all in this together. Don't be a #maskhole.

Happy Birthday to a very special someone who was never not fun & always highly tolerant of my juvenile on-set high jinks... even when she wasn't in the mood. #CarrieOnForever ❤️. .

Imagine 🙃

🎈 🎈 🎈 🎈 🎈 🎈 🎈 Flying Pikachu just floating by to say hi. 👋

Do you want to know if your child's car seat is properly fitted? Get your car seat checked for free! 🚗 Our next car seat clinic is THIS THURSDAY at Koraunui Stokes Valley Community Hub 🤩 See the image below for details of our car seat clinics over the next couple of months 😊

Now I have finally met my "mother", thanks to the Golden Globes.

#RIP dad 💔

#ILoveTaylorSwift