Try saying these without sounding sarcastic: 1. That's great 2. Good for you 3. Have fun 4. Fascinating 5. Thanks for that 6. Well done you 7. Good luck with that 8. Sounds thrilling 9. What a shame 10. Wow

Man this guy is annoyed by everything 😂😂😂 A thread: #day38oflockdown

Kids of today will never know about the colour changing spoons that came in the coco pops boxes 😔

“I just can’t be bothered anymore” “With what?” *gestures at entire known universe*

how burnt out are you on a scale of 1 to extinguished

“Success is the sum of small efforts, repeated day in and day out.” Robert Collier

Well that escalated steadily for four years.

Bernie dressed like the inauguration is on his to do list today but ain’t his whole day.

thoughts and prayers to the last occupant of our airbnb who clearly thought this coaster was a digestive

The Chaser Actually it’s only a lockdown if it comes from the Melbourne region. Otherwise it’s just sparkling metropolitan confinement.

Hey Melb I reckon we just keep our masks on permanently and call it a day #CovidVic

Local Australian who hasn't seen their family in two years glad the government prioritised flying in a white supremacist for Celebrity Big Brother

Guys. If every person in Australia contributed just $2 we could blast Not ScoMo into space. Go Fund Me???

There’s a very apt expression/description in Afrikaans called ‘sielsmoeg’: Being tired to your soul. That’s how I feel (and I think everybody does), after the past 18 months. Fokken sielsmoeg.

A magnitude six #Earthquake has rattled Melbourne and regional Victoria. This is the moment when News Breakfast presenters Michael Rowland and Tony Armstrong were rocked by it.

That was interesting. No avalanches folks, we're fine and back skiing. #earthquake

RATs have always been free. That has certainly been my experience anyway. Jenny looks after the shopping.

These scam calls are getting out of control - I’ve had 5 missed calls from Serbia already this morning

Restaurants are starting to serve just burgers and you pay extra for fries and no one is talking about this