What's the difference between a hippo and a Zippo? One is really heavy, the other's a little lighter!

A cement mixer and a prison bus crashed on the highway. Police advise citizens to look out for a group of hardened criminals.......

#cornishquizontwitter 7.30PM Tonight’s quiz is gonna be crap

Bah humbug #cornishquizontwitter

I wanna turntable..... I want I want...... like this one......

〓〓 Kernow 🥟 Good evening Mr QM Apprentice The Quizmasters Apprentice == & all lovely #cornishquizontwitter tweeters we had great weekend in Marazion

Brilliant!

I've just found the segment in the book. (Around India in 80 Trains if anyone's interested!)

NOTHING I WEAR HAS ANYTHING TO DO WITH TASKMASTER, OR ANYTHING AT ALL APART FROM WHAT I HAPPENED TO PUT ON THAT DAY, AND AFTER THIS I DON'T WANT TO DISCUSS IT ANY MORE. LET'S GET BACK TO MARS ROVERS, SNOOKER SEQUENCES AND TERRY PRATCHETT NOVELS, PLEASE.

Hey up….. #cornishquizontwitter at 7.45PM It’s my questions! Don’t be late as the QM won’t wait!

I'd like to formally apologise to the Ofgem staff for losing my rag in a background briefing just now and saying its changes are a "fucking disgrace that sells consumers down the river". I should've behaved better. My ire's institutional not individual, its was inappropriate...

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Hope you liked my jokes june 〓〓

Congratulations to my father, who was today announced as one of Heritage Crafts finalists for Woodworker of the Year. Not bad for a self-taught carver, who uses tools he made himself out of sharpened Land Rover springs. This piece (by popular demand), is solid Scottish elm

Wordle 478 3/6 QM today ⬜⬜🟨⬜🟨 🟨🟨⬜🟨⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩