I play this dumb blonde on a sitcom called my life

Bitches talkn shit at the bar because I'm wearing my dad's boujoe jacket saying I'm prob trying to hard n shit, gurrrl I spent less money and time on this outfit than you and am still shiting on you with this look

Cincinnati: Bothered by bothered people

"If he can't get outta the house, I ain't suckn his dick"

Is it possible to bruise the back of your throat?... asking for a friend

I sucked so many dicks that I got lock jaw for like 8 days and didn’t go to the doctors until like 2 weeks later because I thought it would go away and ended up having to get corrective jaw surgery and to this day my mom thinks it because I ate too many Big Macs 😂🥴🥴🥴

I wish I had a power down, so that way I could inconveniently shut off at any moment to get my beautyrest

One thing I don't regret was selling my soul to the devil inorder to have it be narrated by Jennifer Coolidge

Washing the night off my breath

Me and the Ohio department of unemployment are pretty much in a long distance relationship at this point and I'm definitely being catfished

No go fish

To whom who's Amazon prime account in linked to my living room TV, I O U 5.99

L'Oreal has a bright pink lip crayon called "Caramel Blondie" but what they really should've called it was "Blonde beigy bad bitch"

Hating me won't make you pretty

Well that didn't work

There's this cutie I facetime but all we do is flip each other off and insult one another

You're only a real one if you like havarti