Okay I really thought I would hate having my baby in her own room but idk what it is but my anxiety is almost nonexistent now vs when her bassinet was in our room. Maybe it’s cuz I don’t wake up to her slightest movements idk😂 just happy she loves her crib🥹

I bet being a baby is crazy. Scream and cry to wake your mom up to get fed and changed at 8am and then by 930 you’re ready for your mid morning nap even though you could’ve just slept in lol

If I were president I would make it absolutely ILLEGAL for moms to have to be a parent the first full day of their periods each month. This shit is BRUTAL😭 I just want to die in bed figuratively but I can’t bc I have a tiny human to take care of😪

I accidentally put my 6 month old to bed at 6pm😭😅 she usually goes to bed between 830-930pm and wakes up around 8am. I thought she was gunna go down for a quick nap but she never woke up. Girl isn’t even in her sleepsack😭

My biggest flex as a mom is I’ve accidentally taught my 6 month old how to put herself down for naps. Girl is an independent sleeper and I love that for both her and I lol

Phones should really have a “baby mode” because my 6 month old is obsessed with stealing my phone but she has almost dialed 911 3 times bro😂😅😭

I wish I didn’t wake up to every single noise my baby makes lol she’s in her own room and I still cannot fall back asleep until I don’t hear a peep from her. How do dads just sleep through it all😭

I’m not sure what is worse. When I had food poisoning while pregnant or the fact I have food poisoning again but I’m on my period and have a sinus infection 😭 I literally cannot catch a break lately

My hidden talent is that I sound exactly like ms rachel when I sing her songs lmao

Isla woke me up right at 830, chugged a bottle and I thought she was up for the day. Instead she took her blanket and laid her head on me and went back to sleep🥹😭 she’s 8 months old now and it’s my favorite age so far🥲

Today marks 8 years without you. I miss you every day❤️

How is it I’m at the ripe ass age of 33 and have gotten my first ever nose bleed in my life this week and now I’ve had THREE since last Monday?😭

Nothin like trying to take a shit and all you hear is “maaaamaa MAMA MOM” 😂💀

My favorite part about my baby’s sleep schedule is the fact she goes to bed by 8pm, sleeps until at least 630-7am and then is ready for her 2-2.5 hour nap by 10, cuz I’m also ready for a nap now 😂😴

Lesbian sex is actually a sacred ritual and if you’re a man watching and sexualizing it they put a curse on you and you die a very painful death

I love my child so much but how many times can I sing “wheels on the bus” before I blow my brains out😭

The one thing they never told me about becoming a mom is that I’m literally never going to get to relax every again lmao. I wish I was a dad instead😂😭

My favorite past time now is sending my P baby pictures of her niece lol I can’t wait to get our babies together soon😭😭 P

P BABY IS IN OHIO😭😭😭😭😭 I cannot wait for her to meet Isla and I get to meet Alana and see bean again omg

I don’t care what anyone says. Having a toddler is SO fun lol. I love hanging out with my girl 😭