✨ Long Killer 🍆🔪💀 lmfao watch out ladies 😏

Eating McDonald's and I’m not to sure some of the workers went through basic training here. If the wrong person overheard being called a crackhead and they weren’t one, Ronald might have to deal with a lawsuit for defamation of character. 😬

Ecstatic to see that Nickelback is coming to Tampa this year. Sad to know that I won’t be able to attend. Can’t afford a decent seat view with the prices they are charging. I’ll have to settle with listening to Alexa..

I’ve waited a long time to put MrBeast nuts in my mouth….. And with only seven ingredients, everyone else will want to as well!

Hey Charlie! Hope you’re having a great day today. Question for you though. Has anyone ever told you that you sound like Angry Kid. It’s adorable! 🥰 Take care! PinkStylist

Dear michael sheen 💙 As Aziraphale, your hair reminds me of a soft dandelion that is about to be blown away in the wind. Please talk to Neil Gaiman to see if he can incorporate Crowley referencing Azira as this in the 3rd season. Sincerely, A dandelion enthusiast #Angelsoft 👼

Rest In Peace. 🕊️

Throwing a random tweet into the universe to MrBeast Hope you’re having a blessed Sunday! Ty for all you do for people! 🥰

Happy National Cheddar Day Cheddar !!! May your mom give you all the cheesy pieces you can nom! Stay farty and cheddary! 😘

What a wonderful way to start off my May! With Baby Figgles and Sir Cheddar Farts!! 🥰🥰🥰 Cheddar

Socky Muffin be da boss And Socky, she be kween Socky noes most eberyfing And now she be siksteen! Eben tho she hits my hed And neber wants to play I still luvs her and I wish Her happy birdie day #CheddarPoetry #BirdieDay #Siksteen #SockyDaBoss #INotLikeItWenSheHitsMe #NoFin

From all my furbabies to yours, I hope you have a Wonderful Birthday Cheddar Bay!! Many Happy Returns. DONT forget to ask mom for ham!! 🍖 Cheddar

Oh my gooberness gwacious!!! Look at the adorable baby cheddar bay! His berfday be in this month just like my SaySay! Happy August to all! 💨💨💨Cheddar

It’s Spooky Season! Happy October Cheddar Bay you handsome boy! May you play in the leaves and wear your warrior paint proudly!!! 🍂 🎨 Cheddar

There’s a hope that’s waiting for you in the dark. You should know you’re beautiful just the way you are. And you don’t have to change a thing the world could change its heart. Those scars say you’re beautiful. We’re stars and were beautiful. Marshall Mathers

Sorry for no makeup!! Many Happy Returns Marshall! Congratulations on becoming a Grandpa and may God bless you and keep you safe. Stay unapologetically you! 🥳😘 #Eminem #HappyBirthdayEminem

Dear Marshall Mathers Hope you are having a blessed day during Spooky Season! Do you have an all time favorite candy? It’s gonna be cold KitKats for me. 🍬 🍫 🦇 👻 🎃 🍂 🐈‍⬛

Hope you are doing okay. Have a good Monday. Marshall Mathers

Happy New Year Marshall 🥳 Marshall Mathers

J.K. Rowling You can try this