NOT the news I needed to hear today

Me walking in with my dollar to buy AriZona Iced Tea to find out it’s now $1.49 #inflationfinallygotem

No more emails. If you want something from me you must approach me slowly and calmly with a piece of apple or carrot in your palm with your fingers flat and extended so I do not bite them

As a Rascal Flatt Earther I believe that Earth is a highway

One minute you’re a 22 year old teenager next thing u know you’re a 25 year old senior citizen

$180,000 law degree (Not including books and supplies, exam programs) $300 bar exam (not including travel and hotel to get to exam) $400 to submit paperwork to become a lawyer. Plus the annual fee to remain a lawyer once certified. Lol.

You won’t always get that apology…

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“Heres a following and for you page, except your following page will still be flooded with accounts you don’t follow”

TEAM USA STRIKES GOLD. 💪 CAELEB DRESSEL BRINGS IT HOME IN THE MEN'S 4X100 FREE RELAY. #ParisOlympics

At around 3pm today it officially becomes The Holidays- you don’t have to try at your job and you can drink at any time. This typically lasts until Reyes Magos but you can push it to MLK day if you have the courage

Giveaway Alert🚨 Enter for a chance to win the NEW Pokemon TCG Destined Rivals Elite Trainer & Booster Box! The winner will be chosen on 5.30.25 🙌🏼 Good luck!

My girlfriend's dad (criminal defense attorney) is doing his first civil case today (favor for a friend) and he asked the judge if they could wear costumes to court and the judge said absolutely not

i’m just imagining all the non hockey fans of heated rivalry tuning into this boston - montreal game because of the show and then witnessing this

Heated rivalry 🔥💪

One diss in the gay hockey show and all of a sudden Buffalo is going to the playoffs for the first time in over a decade

goodbye the pitt, see u again in 2027 #thepitt

“you think you need more night shift but you don’t” LOUD INCORRECT BUZZER