"I wanna make a super-sonic man outta' you!" - Don't Stop Me Now, QUEEN. Those are quite some wise words, Mr. Mercury....I wouldn't advise "stopping me now". If you're reading this, it's special treatment. Savor it.

Today's reminder - you are compentent, and I would not hesitate to request your service if needed. No need to thank me.

(where the hell did all of these w359 accounts come from. where were u when i needed you /j)

(( i would like the general public to know i have been arguing with myself on my two kepler accounts for the past 20 minutes ))

Nice.

You’d think it’d be routine by now, seriously.

I’m not sure which members of the peanut gallery need to hear this, buuut... any threats directed at alana maxwell and/or 🔥 Jacobi 🔥 respectively trail up the ranking straight to me. We wouldn’t want to sort out.... unnecessary complications, right? I’d watch your words.

Rude.

Question... would it be “cultural appropriation” if I sprinkle “y’all” in my sentences, even if I currently reside in, well, space?

(( kepler groupchat who’s in ))

( good fucking god the wolf cast found us )