One minute you’re treating yourself to one new thing, the next thing you know there are 12 packages on your doorstep

I miss that drunk feeling when you’re taking a pee in the bathroom and you’re smiling to yourself cause you’re happy and having a good time

I just wanna find my soulmate n start life why is that too much to ask for

If I bring up an issue I have with you, that is not your time to bring up any grievances you have with me. You had time and opportunity just like me but you chose not to, now is your time to listen not deflect.

all it takes is one “you won’t” and boom there i go

Love people. Use things. Because the opposite never works.

if you don’t think mini m&m’s smack harder than the regular ones you need help

I literally got a WHOLE new wardrobe thanks corona

snapchat needs a dark mode option