You best bet I’m not clocking out until my car is defrosted

Me on the set of my life, 2024

Arguing with a cat is insane but I be doing it

i don’t rlly like my brain or my body but i will never get new ones nor will i get any time back i spend hating myself. so buck up, move on, go for a walk, eat a bagel, pet a cat, & learn the lesson again when it gets inevitably forgotten

This little toddler living in my house is driving me insane

Menace to society. Destruction and crimes

The thought that I could see blink 182 AGAIN on my birthday this year… heh heh heh 😈

i hope in the next life i come back as a really stupid orange cat

My “last” first day of school is in 8 hours …

I put “last” in quotations because we all know I will never stop going to school

Overalls are not a good “go out and get drunk” outfit particularly because of the going pee side of things

Ready for new nails

I want summer and baseball games and laying in the sun by the pool drink a cold alcoholic beverage pls and thank you

Asked my man to start thinking about Valentine’s Day and he said “we still have like a month until then” oh honey no

First exam of the semester : 100.5% hell yeah

Pick up men are my fav 💗

so bored im sitting here scrolling through my VENMO feed 🥲

Bf and I watching princess bride Me: when does he cut off his arm and says “Tis but a scratch”? … whoops