🗣️ Zlatan Ibrahimovic: “The last time I cried, was when I didn't receive my paycheck and wages from Malmo FF. I wrote to the league board and asked them to deduct every three points I won for Malmo FF. The board said 'My money was being paid to my parents because I was too

engineers everywhere pretending to “monitor the situation” while refreshing the aws status page

I can see why the Italians saw this and invented unemployment

With news of another multiple stabbing out of Huntington… it’s important to remember how fantastic Deep Heat is at eliminating your muscle pains and aches Everyone in the UK should now carry one, for any emergency muscle pains and aches

no noise november. everyone shut up

back in my day if you were 14 on the internet you kept that to yourself

Two years ago, today. When Brazilian channel TV Globo caught this live: a young Fluminense fan's sashaying emotions - from despair to dizzy, delirious tears - as the 99th minute winning goal went in. ❤️

My monitor has been flickering off and on randomly for a while now and I’ve been ripping my hair out trying to figure out why. Well today I figured it out… wtf?

Laugh all you want, but the information on those floppies can't be hacked from half a world away.

Last quarter I rolled out Microsoft Copilot to 4,000 employees. $30 per seat per month. $1.4 million annually. I called it "digital transformation." The board loved that phrase. They approved it in eleven minutes. No one asked what it would actually do. Including me. I

Me in 2011 instead of claiming 5 bitcoin

When the server goes down:

Just found out my 84 year old neighbour is on his own tomorrow, so I’ve just been over to collect his spare chairs to borrow👍🏼

That Amorim Presser will go down in history Slagged the board off. Slagged Gary Neville off. Slagged the sporting director off. Slagged himself off, stormed out and got sacked because of it . Amazing work

INEOS kept on a manager they had no faith in, openly canvassing Europe for his successor but then armed him with £200m to spend on players he wanted, and changed the backroom staff before sacking him anyway. They axed a sporting director, whose way of working was well

IT team called to tell me the email I reported as phishing yesterday wasn’t a test, was in fact a real phishing attempt, and that I correctly reported it

"My intention is to grow with the company" Receives a job offer with higher pay;

On Friday we revealed the Companies House vulnerability letting anyone access the private dashboard of any UK company. This is the moment I first saw it demonstrated. My reaction says it all. What do we know? What don't we know? What should companies do now?

Claude Code watching me attempt to modify the code it just generated for me

They don’t understand