Raise your hand if you've ever felt personally victimized by the junior class. #vaseline #weknowitwasntallofyou

My name officially graces the student council gavel #stuco #prez #lastmeeting #2013 instagram.com/p/agu1rMODtM/

Watching each passenger on this bus get stuck in the bathroom cuz the lock sticks. Am I bad for not warning any if them? #backseatlife

@BJRainstein I'm going there in four days. No joke, THAT EXACT EATING ESTABLISHMENT. how long you there for? The eating place I mean.

Thought of the day: where does the inside of a doughnut go?