The "devils lettuce" is actually coleslaw, not weed.

let them host Jeopardy

if maslow knew about dipping sauces he would have put them in his little hierarchy

sorry I don’t know how I missed your email, it was sandwiched rivht between “SLAY bells ring: all jeans 50% off” and “Gun violence is out of control, Gabbi”

there have been 8 Spider-Man movies in my lifetime but only 2 mamma mias? that’s the patriarchy at work

I might FaceTime you randomly with an exaggerated story about my day and not talk to you again for 3 weeks. Just love me regardless.

death by 2000+ cuts

I don’t like it when life gets stressful, bc I am just a small girl. too much goes on and I am just a girl who is small.

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