my single ass tryna flirt with the first alien i see in area 51

It’s not a marketing strategic shit. It’s just an equal right for everyone to have a decent job thing. Thanks for the shout out tho! 😬

Like the Beatles said: It’s getting better all the time. Thanks, babe, for 27 amazing years!

shut up cole how is porn gonna ruin my marriage if we watch it together?? maybe we just wanna watch two girls scissor mind your business >:(

interesting, Apples Made Veronica Eat Rice Yesterday, So Apparently Dessert

Me when my man show me my tweets about DaBaby’s dick :

i’ve always wondered this

not to be dramatic but holding hands during sex is soooooo romantic to me, it’s almost as good as getting choked and slapped in the face

We have no choice but to stan!

The local salon has bang cutting survival tips on their window. Best thing I’ve seen all week.

Everyone on Twitter loves you guys. RIP Lonnie