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My kid thinks the internet works the same way as my mom does. They see something on my phone and ask “who’s that” “do you know that person” “is that you?”

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Was it common knowledge that in Blue’s Clues now they get EMAILS and not LETTERS?? And the song changed. And the handy dandy notebook is also a phone. And I hate it. Steve was the best host.

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Lauren Boebert just said - “Women are ‘the lesser vessel’ and “need masculinity in our lives to balance that so-called weakness.” Maybe she’s the lesser vessel but I sure as fuck am not.

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People who don’t use headphones while having Zoom meetings in public places drive me crazy. The 15 of us in this coffee shop do not need to be a part of your annual financial review.

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Tutu is singing an ABBA mash up of Super Trouper and Money Money Money. But it sounds like “the super monkey monkey monkey” and I couldn’t be more proud of her musical taste.

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Tutu’s song of the day “If you make a mess, you can clean it up yourself. You don’t wait for mommy to sweep it. You just clean it quickly” 😂

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Was reading a Pride book with Tutu before bed and she was describing an illustration.. “Girl can marry girl, boy can marry boy. And look! Fish can marry other fish!” Damn straight, kid!

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Every time Tutu’s nanny steps outside she goes “Ooh! it is hot today!” Even if she was outside like five minutes before. It’s so cute

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It’s a Friday night and my five year old requested we watch the “Super super” movie…aka Super Trouper movie aka Mamma Mia. So tonight, I win in parenting.

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The man at the airport bar standing next to me is dancing and singing and sometimes clapping along with the classic rock that’s playing. I wish to be his level of care free (or drunk)

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The T terminal in Brussels remains the pinnacle of chaos. Literally it never makes sense and there are just lines everywhere of people for hours not moving. I hate it.

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Tutu’s been singing “We don’t care about you no no no” and it took me 15 minutes to realize she meant “We don’t talk about Bruno” 😂

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*Tutu’s first day of KG3* Me: What are you most excited for today? Her: The readings. Me: Not seeing your friends and teachers again? Her: No, just the readings. ..nerd. 😂

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Working on two posters for an upcoming conference, and Tutu looks at my computer “What are you working on? *pauses momentarily* actually, I don’t need to know” and skips off