My kid thinks the internet works the same way as my mom does. They see something on my phone and ask “who’s that” “do you know that person” “is that you?”

My kid is a total smartass at 5. A true case study on nature vs. nurture. I’m going with she gets it from me.

Was it common knowledge that in Blue’s Clues now they get EMAILS and not LETTERS?? And the song changed. And the handy dandy notebook is also a phone. And I hate it. Steve was the best host.

Lauren Boebert just said - “Women are ‘the lesser vessel’ and “need masculinity in our lives to balance that so-called weakness.” Maybe she’s the lesser vessel but I sure as fuck am not.

The Earth is billions of years old and yet Iowa has never once in all that time beaten Nebraska in volleyball. Sad.

If Haji Wright needs some comforting, I am very much available.

People who don’t use headphones while having Zoom meetings in public places drive me crazy. The 15 of us in this coffee shop do not need to be a part of your annual financial review.

Tutu is singing an ABBA mash up of Super Trouper and Money Money Money. But it sounds like “the super monkey monkey monkey” and I couldn’t be more proud of her musical taste.

Tutu’s song of the day “If you make a mess, you can clean it up yourself. You don’t wait for mommy to sweep it. You just clean it quickly” 😂

Was reading a Pride book with Tutu before bed and she was describing an illustration.. “Girl can marry girl, boy can marry boy. And look! Fish can marry other fish!” Damn straight, kid!

Every time Tutu’s nanny steps outside she goes “Ooh! it is hot today!” Even if she was outside like five minutes before. It’s so cute

It’s a Friday night and my five year old requested we watch the “Super super” movie…aka Super Trouper movie aka Mamma Mia. So tonight, I win in parenting.

The man at the airport bar standing next to me is dancing and singing and sometimes clapping along with the classic rock that’s playing. I wish to be his level of care free (or drunk)

The T terminal in Brussels remains the pinnacle of chaos. Literally it never makes sense and there are just lines everywhere of people for hours not moving. I hate it.

Tutu’s been singing “We don’t care about you no no no” and it took me 15 minutes to realize she meant “We don’t talk about Bruno” 😂

Me: Can you pick up your colors now that you’re done? 6 yo: Yes, thank you for allowing me to pick up. 😂😂

*Tutu’s first day of KG3* Me: What are you most excited for today? Her: The readings. Me: Not seeing your friends and teachers again? Her: No, just the readings. ..nerd. 😂

Working on two posters for an upcoming conference, and Tutu looks at my computer “What are you working on? *pauses momentarily* actually, I don’t need to know” and skips off