Shout out to dinner

The apple wore a hat to the party.

The moonlight turned into cheese and the stars ate it.

Good friends go like this: if you like this.. then you will love this. And they say Omg and if you love that, then you will absolutely LOVE this

The tree grew a pair of shoes and walked to the park.

The river whispered stories to the stones.

What does the t in tshirt stand for?

The butterfly wrote a novel with its wings.

The ocean wrote a love letter to the beach. The mountain climbed a ladder to the clouds.

The fire extinguisher put out the fire with water. The clock ticked backwards, causing time to go in reverse.

Judges were locked in on this one. They called the event perfectly.

This is more alien than anything we will find in space

Oh you use military time? Didn’t realize you were better than me

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My biggest takeaway from the Bernie Madoff documentary is that he had a tizio lamp on his desk. The quintessential supervillain lamp. That explains a lot. In other news I’ve been looking to acquire a tizio lamp

All my current wall hooks run on coal... Glad there is finally a USB option to hang up my coat

Been a while but I was on a friends podcast! Tell some stories of what I’ve been up to and have some laughs 🌞 (Flower Boy by Tyler, the Creator) | Full Spin Club Episode 6 youtu.be/Gqldp1lHOXo

You went OFF on this edit Kent Heckel

How you gonna get em off nerd?!

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