Overheard at the pool today: "Do you think you can cry underwater?" #goodquestion #poolside

You know what I wish I had right now? One of those dentist scrapey-tools. Although, admittedly, not for the purpose of dentistry. #shortstory

The fastest man in outer space #ZeroGravity 🚀 (via Usain St. Leo Bolt)

I found my potholders. Crisis averted.

But honestly, if this game gets rained out tonight, I'm not sure what I'm gonna do with myself. #HR4HR #GoDodgers

“Can you do voice so it’s fast?”

In my dream, my parents are good friends with Sidney Poitier. He comes to their house and they listen to Smothers Brothers records together. #dreams

Don't sit under the piranha tree with anybody else but me. #fishy

Yesterday I went to the dentist and had needles jabbed into my mouth. Today, dealt with americanair I highly recommend going to the dentist.

“Once with the bullet and once with the shoe.” St. Patrick’s Day 2019

How many Dreymond Green techs will #NBAReferees ignore tonight? Tune in and see! #Warriorsrockets

This #Fitbit app on my phone updated itself and now I think it looks dumb and apparently I'm going to be grumpy about it all week.

Is it weird when you had less turbulence on your flight than you had in your apartment the night before? #earthquake

Is there a word for that feeling you get when you want to put food into your mouth and then chew it and swallow it?

Social-Distancing Diaries, Stardate 20200517: After all these years, I think I am finally ready to admit that "Islands in the Stream" is a pretty good song.

When Sting listens to N.W.A., do you think he takes it personally?

It's the official Netflix Family Spirit Rangers announcement tweet! Get hype #NativeTwitter !!!!!!!

Ladies and gentlemen--my real friend and also Netflix friend Joey Clift.

Great Wolf Resorts Launches Entertainment Division with New Animated Project (EXCLUSIVE) variety.com/2021/digital/n… via Variety

I support a new deal for animation. Watch and retweet If you agree.