Footage of Team GP getting ready this morning. Bring. It. On.

At least the ‘bumbling’ sociopath has brushed his hair tonight. Thank you Chris Whitty for your, usual, calm, measured and honest talk through. Can we cancel January? Go straight to August.

So, currently, the message seems to be ‘lateral flow and carry on’, which is lovely. If I could get a lateral flow, anywhere. None at local pharmacies, can’t order on gov.uk, kids couldn’t bring home from school. Carry on? Or roll eyes? 🤞🏻

It’s great to have a strategy. But you do need the things, your strategy relies on, available. One would think? No LFTs anywhere, can’t order online, non in pharmacies. I guess I’ll just carry on regardless. If they remake Carry On films 🙈 I want Boris casting #BorisJohnson

His name should have given us a clue. Novax Djokeadick. Well played Australia, new balls please. 😁

No words. More emotive than DIY SOS. Choice. Crawling over broken glass and hot coals, being whipped with barbed wire by the WSM finalists, whilst fellating a male orangutan, of dubious personal hygiene. OR shaking Johnsons hand? Pass me my Smints fb.watch/atTouRedU_/

Powerful resignation letter from Clare Sieber What on earth is going on in the Committee? Parody RCGP #GPCrisis

I don’t remember anyone asking? Certainly not representative of my constituents, shocking. Dr Farah Jameel Dr Dean what’s occurring?

‘We are bitterly disappointed NHS England has chosen to ignore the appeals from the profession and the needs of patients’ Response from Dr Farah Jameel to contract changes announced in England by NHSEI, without the agreement or endorsement of the BMA bma.org.uk/bma-media-cent…

I remember when my son became a Reader in year one! Took me a bit longer, but very proud to share that I made Reader today! Prefer the title Associate Professor mind you!!! 🥂🥂🥂🥂🥂🥂🥂🥂🦾🦾🦾🦾

#Clownfall

Fantastic talk by Dr Farah Jameel on the future of General Practice at Kent LMC annual conference. We need to focus on The 3 Ws! Workforce Workload Well-being Keeping the Hope alive! The BMA General Practice Kent LMC

The fantastic Kent LMC team behind another successful annual Conference today! 👌🏽 NHS Kent and Medway Kent LMC Kent & Medway Primary Care Training Hub General Practice The BMA Dr Farah Jameel

OK, who didn’t get the fucking memo? Matt Wanksock for all trials, not for anything good, then voted out first. I’m very disappointed 🙄#ImACeleb #MattHancockBelongsInJail #MattHanock

Kent LMC would like to congratulate everyone in Kent and Medway General Practice for providing such fantastic access for patients while the NHS remains under huge pressures👏👏 We are here to support you all

GP numbers going down! Patient need & demand going up! Covid, Flu & Strep A infections up! General Practice is providing highest number of appointments ever but this is unsustainable. We need support! I spoke with ITV News Meridian ITV News on #NHS pressures Kent LMC General Practice The BMA

So powerful.

Government needs to act to protect general practice. Our profession is collapsing and GPs need to act now to force a change that recognises and supports the pressures practices are experiencing.

We didn't have parties to "boost morale" We didn't have quiz nights We didn't have champagne We watched our colleagues die though We were STEEPED in death We kept going We had to We kept on So don't you DARE say your parties were "necessary" @borisjohnson You make me sick.