This is how a sex scene should be done. This is from Frank Capras It happened one night (1934) In fact when Clark gable removed his shirt without anything underneath, t-shirt sales plummeted.

“It happened one night has been called a very sexy film but believe it or not Gable…

The Balrog waking up after sleeping through the entire Second Age

Where is my wife!

While I did a farmers walk workout today I imagined I was carrying bricks to an Italian cathedral builder named Pietro. (The Mexican guy in my gym) I think it helped

My entire back is sunburnt. I was reading St Augustine’s Confessions in the nude

I’ve entered the Adirondacks on a rescue mission as hundreds of young women have ventured into tharargehhahjaarg

'The allotted function of art is not, as is often assumed, to put across ideas, to propagate thoughts, to serve as example. The aim of art is to prepare a person for death, to plough and harrow his soul, rendering it capable of turning to good.'

--- Andrei Tarkovsky

Pointing at the the gym speakers and shaking my head with disgust when the guys walk in after I put a Sabrina carpenter song on.

Good morning

Summer approaches

Take the crusader pill (Delusional optimism for the future)

A french woman will destroy my heart, all in