I normally hate penalties but watched the whole of that with a smile on my face because I just knew we were going through 😏

Of course it is! youtu.be/o_N7KBsfaoc?si…

“Load in 4K” might have to go on the muted list!

How can Onana be so bad and so good at the same time? He’s like Schrödinger’s cat - you don’t know if he’s going to be alive or dead until you get into the box! #MNU vs #FUL #FACup

Thanks to everyBody who came to see us at the The Hairy Dog last Saturday for the first Lancashire Hotpots gig of 2025! 🥰 Next up this Saturday, we’re at O2 Academy Birmingham 2!

At bp pulse LIVE tonight to watch Limp Bizkit 😎 Had to come to Birmingham as when they’re playing in Manchester on Saturday, I’ll be playing here in Birmingham with The Hotpots! So we’ve rolled up to Birmingham early to kill two birds with one stone!

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Absolutely gutted to hear that Clem Burke has passed away. He wasn’t just my favourite drummer but my biggest influence and THE reason I wanted to play the drums. He had the energy of Keith Moon with the musicality of Ringo Starr and always put everything into his performances 🫡

Congratulations to Spurs on winning the Battle of the Bastards and officially being the biggest club in North London. I’m not sure Man United deserved to lose but they also didn’t do enough to win

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I fought in the first Great War I was there when the second began I fought at the Creek I help spread Termicide I saw the Meridian Supercolony And Meridian’s end I saved the children Saw the squids return Defended Super Earth Today, I start a new chapter…

Literally called that Casimiro sending off half an hour ago 🤣

Happy Liberty Day to those who celebrate! (Those who don’t will be reported!) #Helldivers2 #LibertyDay

Happy international stout day! 🍻

Getting sent off for striking your own player in the face? 😬 Ha! Gueyyyyyyyyeeee! #gueye #Everton #ManUtd

Purple Aki's Coming To Town

Just seen Erling Haaland being subbed off in the Manchester United vs Manchester City game. I didn’t even know he was on the pitch! So much for him making a mockery of Lisandro Martinez! I’m sure Paul Scholes and Nicky Butt will be pleased 😏 The Good, The Bad & The Football United Peoples TV

Arsenal have been “invincible” at home this season. They’ve also been “invincible” when scoring the first goal this season. Remind me again who it was that ended their last “invincible” run? 🤔