Don’t know who did this but 👏🏼👏🏼😂🦍

A better football analogy: "We've suffered back-to-back relegations but somehow the manager has kept his job. Now we've put a few results together but before long he'll change the formation just because a small section of fans keep singing a chant about it."

when you're trying to print something

*SELF PRAISE ALERT* I never normally get featured on these sorts of lists so please excuse me if this comes across as gloating, I'm just delighted because I've been working really hard and it's nice that finally some people are paying attention. Thank you.

I've watched this over 800 times already. x.com/DannyDeraney/s…

Hello. I did an insane thing on Zoom while doing stand up. If you've ever given a Zoom set a shot, give this one. I promise you'll enjoy it. Maybe even share it? youtube.com/watch?v=7woF6W…

We are as far away now from the release of 'Baggy Trousers' as we are from the year 2062.

Shaft!

Happy Father’s Day to the real fathers out there, My thoughts are with all the people today who have lost there good fathers and are thinking of them today! Remember they are watching down on you and they ARE PROUD!! #HappyFathersDay 💙

Comedian Sean Lock’s sitcom 15 Storeys High will be available to watch on BBC iPlayer from later today. Originally broadcast between 2002-2004, the show was created and written by Lock, who stars as pessimist Vince, with Benedict Wong playing his flatmate Errol.

The exact moment I realised I had left the iron on.

Me: I once unwrapped an easter egg, ate some, then wrapped it back up without any of the chocolate showing. Interviewer: I meant work based achievements.

This is going to dramatically affect work in the UK. Also rest and play.

LOST BLACK CAT 🐈‍⬛ Lucy has gone missing again, this time it’s been a week 😞. She’s a really friendly, loving black cat, now with a red collar on. Please could you share this if you live in Wallasey Village. Thank you 🙏

I keep refreshing the news to see if she’s gone yet…a bit like the other week…with the greatest respect.

As this is getting a few shares… donate to Parkinsons Society here. 👍parkinsons.org.uk/donate

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🌞 School holidays got you stumped? Look no further than West Kirby! 🏖️ Stop off at West Kirby Farmers' Market on Saturday for local goodies, pack a picnic, and head to the beach for sandcastle-building, sea-shell hunting, and wave-jumping! 🌊 The perfect family adventure!