man i just do not know how to act around warm bread

“If our demons cannot dance then neither can we”

Having to sit there and shake my head in agreeance listening to men talk about how they “should’ve made it to the big leagues” knowing there’s absolutely no chance makes me 🫠🥴

I miss my dogs 💔

whoever came up with “Booooo 👎🏾” as an overall shout of disapproval or contempt snapped

did u get all the love i sent u telepathically

what do you do when the grief of having lost something lasts longer than the time you had it

If you want to self-sabotage— watch “Meet Joe Black”

quitting my job to focus on Halloween

1 million deviled eggs

I be hanging with anyyyyyyybody in my dreams 🤦🏾‍♀️😭

This is the greatest cover of any song and it’s not even close.

soon as 10:30 a.m hit the McDonald’s workers shov all da breakfast up Dey ass

to do list: bite the hand that feeds me put all my eggs in one basket kill two birds with one stone let the cat out of the bag think inside the box burn bridges walk on thin ice play with fire

religious psychosis 😵‍💫