“You’ve turned her against me cuh”

I can taste this picture.

I’m only half joking here, but if I was almost assassinated twice, I’d probably walk in zig-zags for the rest of my life.

Tragic that this man lived 1500 years before the invention of the Harley-Davidson

I’m not familiar with “leftover bacon”

‘twas the night before 9/11

> He used to be an Israel loyalist > He feared ‘Israel would kill him’ > He started *mildly* criticizing Israel > He said Epstein was Mossad > He let anti-Zionists speak at his events > Zionist media started attacking him > Someone shot his jugular 200 yards away > Netanyahu

Mind you the kids in the school shooting on the same day didn’t receive any of this

Anyone who says this has NEVER... and I mean NEVER FUCKING EVER... worked a blue collar job in their lives.

Tim Tebow is when someone who says they're Christian and actually means it

Kendrick Lamar spoke english and had a red white & blue theme. They got mad. Beyoncé spoke english and literally did a COUNTRY MUSIC half time show. They got mad. At some point you gotta just admit it got nothin to do with the language, and everything to do with you being a

Why no spine Ubisoft?

They cancelled the coolest fucking video game ever because our current “political climate” would cause backlash for a game about killing.. racist terrorists That’s where we’re at btw

this was 49 years ago... all these racist white kids in this video are 55-75 today. they run the country, run the judicial system, are police chiefs, etc. let that marinate bro.

“Titanic beginning to sink” Uncooked crabs in the kitchen.

this would’ve did numbers on tumblr

This actually occurred to me at age 20 after I ate a bag of mushrooms and took 20 bong rips but I'm glad they are finally doing the math

when i break into somebody's house but they're watching arsenal lose a game