Wanna hang out? You can watch me nap.

so u have 17 tattoos but anal is too painful??? grow up

guys: “girls are so dramatic” guys when their games lag:

I promise you all, sex gets significantly better after college

Merica. x.com/TheRightWarrio…

Now this is somethin’ I can get behind. Merica.

Play stupid games, win stupid prizes. This woman is my hero. Merica. x.com/2bz4thot/statu…

Some of you think this is me....but you’re wrong. That is drunk me and we are not the same 🤣🤣🤣

Can 1995-1999 be it’s own separate generation? We don’t even claim the 2000s

Merica.

Merica.

The greatest coach of all time. Merica.

I’m this old😭