Having a female friend will make you realise that women are the problem

Next time nashika someone's daughter nambomoa kama soko ya gikomba

Huku kwangu ukikuja you step with caution, ni any time ukanyange mtego ya panya.

Maisha inaenda tu kama vile nilikua naandika kwa Insha 😂😂

The room doesn't smell like weed until you walk out then come back in.

Ndio nimerealize ni ngumu sana to marry your agemate,classmates wangu sikuhizi wamekuwa wamama bana,ile beauty yao ya first year iliisha kama pesa ya Kairo🤣

campus ukipata dem ako willing for contribution ya 50/50 maisha hukua smooth sana,mnaeza ata oana

Me and bro when ever we link up.

Mimi nilianza kujitegemea nikiwa mdogo ,nilikua adi nauza scrape 😂😂

Batch C is back 😂😂🤝

Approach her, don’t be scared bro. Leave the corners to Arsenal.

Most campus friends are useless. Nikimada chuo nadelete number zao kila mtu ajiendee zake. More so course mates.

"Body viewing"

Mpesa inasoma titration figures lakini at least leo nikona food na blunt 😂🤭

Kama hii ndio furaha mnataka malebo awachane nayo 😂😂 Awezi

Normalise ghosting girls who show low interest in you.

normalize blue ticking women, they hate that shit alot 😂

Umechill tu na stress zako alafu unaskia maid akiambia mtoto "O" for omework 😂😂