Hearing a man say “I was going to” is such a turn off because 1. you didn’t. And 2. you’re lying

stupid bitch i couldve loved u so good

Me as soon as the weather hits 75 degrees

oh you don’t have a lighter? no problem here just have yours back bro

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I earned this substance abuse

the type of inner peace you have to find to avoid getting ragebaited by your mom

Dating me is like having a migraine and boner at the same time

How it feels when you're somewhere you shouldn't be with someone you shouldn’t be with.

going on a run hope I get shot and killed

McDonald's whole crew smoke weed but can't roll a fvcking snack wrap oh stupid btch.

can’t believe it’s St. Patrick’s day soon and he still hasn’t asked me to be his patrick

overthinker mfs getting hit with “can i ask you something”

Us after deleting each other, blocking each other, and saying “never again”