the spiders in my house watching me put up spider decorations after killing their brother

Instead of Ken telling her dogs to stop barking she calmly talks to them and says “hey inside voices” that is the level of self control I’m trying to be at

I’m honestly curious what “wait” she’s referring to? Is it her 3 month engagement or her 8 months of dating him? Certainly she’s not referring to her virginity on her wedding dress, right? 🥴 #BachelorInParadise

Yeah, Instagram is bad for our mental health but what about Outlook

me trying to not tell people what their gifts are

YOU BETTER QUIT🤣🤣🤣

Thank You BY 🙏 Bryce Young 📺 ESPN

One of the greatest QBs in Alabama Football history: 🐘 First Bama QB to win Heisman Trophy 🐘 80 TD passes, second behind Tua Tagovailoa 🐘 8,356 Pass Yds, second behind A.J. McCarron 🐘 Bama single-game & single-season Pass Yds records 🐘 Bama single-season record for Pass TD (47)

Jupiter and its 4 Largest Moons glowing in the Night-sky. Ganymede, Europa, and Callisto on the left, Io on the right side. 🌌 Image by: Luis Argerich

it’s literally not delusional to believe everything works out because it quite literally does just in different ways you could never expect. it’s a fact. the shit works out & the quicker you hop on the rollercoaster, the easier the twists & turns get. get with it

The boys in my 8th grade English class created a game where they’d throw erasers at me and see if they could get it in my cleavage :) I don’t want or need a single fucking male opinion on how a woman processes/ reflects on her experience hitting puberty

happy fifth of may my sweet little babies let’s have ourselves a damn Friday

😭😭😭😭 rs.

margs

I'm in a Facebook group called This cat is G R O M P Y and it's recently been taken over by a rescue kitten called Tater Tot and I am living for it. I am a Tater Tot stan.

Life is short man everything isn’t so serious Good day to be breathing I’d say

it made me feel like i didn’t love myself enough if a part of me still yearned for it elsewhere. i was simplifying a nuanced thing. it’s natural to want to connect with people. two things can be true at once — i can love myself deeply & still have room to be loved by another.

i’ll never escape my past