six to seven washing machines

Your sister is Dwight Schrute Rainn Wilson hacker

Me: “omg Natalie the Amazon is on Fire” Natalie: “No wonder all my orders have been delayed! The whole factory is on fire!” Me: “......the Amazon rainforest Natalie....” Natalie: “oh”

Sandy Hook Promise has released this harrowing PSA in time for back-to-school

Hilary Duff watching The Lizzie McGuire Movie with her boyfriend and 2 kids 😭

I’m not crying, you’re crying 😭

If you’re out here fat-shaming because “you are concerned about people’s health” then why aren’t you nicotine-shaming or alcohol-shaming in the name of “health” too?

Frontenac boys and girls basketball are picked to sweep the CNC. Both teams are #1 in the CNC preseason coaches poll. Frontenac Raiders KOAM & FOX 14 Sports

The only show my dad watches regularly is ”The Curse of Oak Island” which has been seven years of people digging holes and every episode he swears that “they are going to find the treasure this time”

Me trying to explain the plot to “Get Out” to my mom My Mom: “oh so you mean it’s like ‘white chicks’?” Me: “no, not at all, not even close”

Update: He has now gone and made himself a shirt, he is very proud of his shirt.

Imagine being a senior in college right now and having the entire period between spring break and graduation cancelled. Two months early, you have to suddenly move home and say goodbye to everyone AND college in general? 21-year-old me would have been in a glass case of SHAMBLES.

Yesterday, I witnessed two little boys playing “Coronavirus” which consisted of the water being the corona virus and them infecting everyone by getting them wet.

High waisted swim suits have my tummy looking like a dipped cone

I just asked my partner what he would do if I identified as Guy Fieri and changed my appearance to look like him, and he said he would buy me every shirt with flames on it and if that’s not unconditional support I don’t know what is.

Why don’t adults get themed bedrooms? Kids get all this cool themes like outer space or animals and adults get beige. Like maybe I want a dinosaur room.