you got a fast car i got a plan to get us out of here

Tiger Woods announced that he will be dedicating his performance next week to Chubbs Peterson 👏👏👏

bro why did i say that

He is King.

Please get your kids gifts and celebrate them on Valentine’s Day so they don’t grow up thinking you should only celebrate love with a spouse

do NOT buy a bidet from temu

so… my future depends on ME?

Do crackheads ever say, “I’m too broke to smoke crack tonight”? No. They get up and make it happen. Lesson in there.

"ur so boring" bro i just dont like you

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I want to play golf with my friends every single day of my life

His name is Jonathan and in this picture he is 189 years old.

Is this how shredded chicken is made

Whenever I say i'm going swimming, this what I be talking about 😂

“no rush but i'm ready to dip whenever u are”

“0 catches, 0 yards, and 2 drops in the first half doesn’t put fuel in the jet, TRAVIS.”

Pray for our first responders. No training can prepare you for this.