i still think about the day that Luis pointed at me after a rain delay to give me a ball and a guy swiped it out from in front of me and ran with it 🥲🥲

Putting Jordan Leasure in this game. What could possibly go wrong?

okay who are we putting in for the 9th bc it BETTER NOT BE LEASURE AGAIN

Yeah, the Brewers deserve the division.

it’s getting a little too dystopian for me idk…

everyone tell me i did good pls

home sweet home

amazing in person watch

his home run was two rows in front of me, so close

the whole 160 got to hear me yell about Leasure going in though, he’s not cool enough for the lights

that’s me thinking if i should dive for the home-run baseball, my dad stopped me :(

Colson Montgomery homered in all 3 games of a @WhiteSox series victory 💪

Don't talk to us today unless it's about Colson Montgomery IDOT_Illinois

my dad bought our halfway to st pattys day sox crawl tickets today. What a joy it my faves Montgomery and Cease play on the same day, my bf will be so sick of me🥳

these are both equally as important in this house hold, might fuck around and propose to Colson Montgomery for the happiness he’s given me since the 4th of July 🤣

why sox bullpen WHY

What hitters see when Jordan Leasure pitches.

THE NEW YORK TIMES PAYWALLED THE MINI CROSSWORD

OH MY GOD i look away from the sox score for two seconds and it GETS WORSE

i love being a disgusting boy mom to my dog bc why does my dog answer to “love of my life”🤣