Ordering breakfast this morning like...☕️🥯😂 @ItsBigPill

There ain’t even BABY FORMULA ON THE SHELVES

If this was about babies, there would be universal healthcare. Free education. Free daycare. Southern states would be doing all they can to drop the Black maternal mortality rate. This is about power and control

If you’re against abortion, don’t get one. If you’re against contraception, don’t take any. If you’re against same-sex relationships, don’t have one. If you’re against same-sex marriage, don’t marry someone of same gender. Do not impose your beliefs & religion on all Americans.

name a first baseman with a fatter ass than christian walker… i’ll wait… …still waiting…

A bad day on the golf course is still better than a normal day with your wife. FACT.

YESSSS. 🔥

BREAKING: behind the scenes footage of carson’s pregame ritual

Breaking News: The Hollywood sign has been vandalized. The Dodgers are the prime suspects as they just took two massive Ls.

Dbacks fans did a great job of drowning out the smurfs in Chase Field tonight. Very proud.

PS: IF YOU ARE A DODGER FAN FROM ARIZONA FUCK YOU

TIME TO PARTY. 🍾

We’ll see you next season, Los Angeles Dodgers. 🤝

We ain’t done yet!!

the boys

WE ARE ALL WITNESSES

That game cannot end like that. A shame.