On the subject of public enquiries, I’d like one to investigate how Antony Cotton has remained employed for over 20 years on Coronation Street as the chronically tedious Sean. Who’s signing the cheques and why? It’s very dark-sided and we need answers! #Corrie #RottenCotton

For the love of God, can Elaine please wear something else other than a camisole top in EVERY episode. BBC EastEnders #Eastenders

Loving everyone in tonight's episode. Really nice, kind people. #richhousepoorhouse

Gone #wyndford

That’s a chunk of tickets already gone for my Fringe debut - thanks so much for the support! Grab em while they’re hot at: edfringe.com/tickets/whats-… 📸 by Neil Jarvie, in the rare Glasgow sun

That feeling when you discover rats have been nesting in your car and spend your Saturday night cleaning piss and 💩 out of the engine This isn’t a bit. But my Fringe tickets are on sale: edfringe.com/tickets/whats-…

Prince Louis is my spirit animal. He never fails to make me smile.

So many English owners on Scotland's Home of the year #SHOTY

Take a shot every time the cockney taxi driver mentions JACKIE P - you would be steaming drunk #DestinationX

Delighted for Judith, and loving how proper northern her very handsome brother is. #destinationx

Just listened to Calum Best Official on Radio Scotland. Came across as a really lovely and very funny guy.

For the love of God please no more Brian Cox. Why is he always on Laura Kuenssberg BBC

Why does Shirley ALWAYS have those thick black tights on. #Gogglebox

There is no way he has lost 12 inches off his waist after loosing 7lbs. I think she meant 1.5 inches #whatnottoeat

Loving this family #michaelmcintyresbigshow #bigshow

Can Lexi not appear in any scene without McClunkies being mentioned? #EastEnders BBC EastEnders BBC

Where is Frankie, Lauren never mentions her anymore #CoronationStreet

Not Beautiful Harry - #theapprentice

if they are so rich why do they dress so badly and why does Mandy have such terrible hair. #richholidaypoorholiday

Does Paul wear anything other than black? Dresses like a teen chav from Middlesbrough #richholidaypoorholiday